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For many the deep philosphical questions of life can be daunting. What happens when we die? Am I going to heaven? Where do babies come from? and Do I look fat?, all seem unaswerable. Until now.

A new test has been created that can instantly tell you wether or not your going to heaven. Through the answering of ten simple questions this new test determines your eternal destiny. It also features commentary by Left Behind star Kirk Cameron, chock full of useful insight, like letting people know they are “blasphemers” or that they are God’s “enemy” and he hates them.

To take the test follw the following steps:

1. Visit http://www.wayofthemaster.com/wotm_flash.html.
2. When asked if you are a Christian answer no**
3. Ask yourself “Am I good enough to go to heaven?
4. Follow the helpful instructions of Kirk Cameron
5. Take notice of the important words highlighted like angry, hell, or guilty.

**The adminstrator of this site is of the opinion that answering no to this question does not disqualify you from entering heaven, but play at your own risk.