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In Britian young children are being frightened by a new commercial for Marmite, a “dark brown-colored savory spread“. This has caused many of them to be too frightened to watch television. Childrens Advocacy groups have complained, getting the commercials banned from all childrens programming. One show in particular, Britian’s “Pop Idol” caused the most controversy as it has many young viewers.

First of all, the british children deserve to be scared because they gave us four drugged out weirdos who have televisions in their stomaches and say uh-oh(the Teletubbies, not the Beatles). Second, who says children being too scared to watch t.v. is a bad thing, especially if they are watching “Pop Idol”. Third “dark brown-colored savory spread” is scary enough.

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