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From Aesop:

A GROOM used to spend whole days in currycombing and rubbing down his Horse, but at the same time stole his oats and sold them for his own profit. “Alas!” said the Horse, “if you really wish me to be in good condition, you should groom me less, and feed me more.”

I have the strange feeling Aesop knew some high school cheerleaders.

HINT: This is the post where everyone makes whitty comments on the meaning of this fable including but not limited to: the mocking of celebrities, references about this blog itself, and biting comparisons to popular culture and/or politics.