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I knew you were all waiting for this so I’m giving it to you.

Paris Hilton’s Stars Are Blind Music Video.

For all of us who have ever wanted to watch a 5 minute long cologne commercial here it is. (sorry no mermaids though.)

According to Ms. Hilton herself:

“I can make it nice and naughty…im perfect for you”

Paris, i’ve never asked you to be nice or naughty. I simply asked you to crawl up in hole somewhere and you can’t even do that. I would consider that less than perfect. Also don’t text me while I’m at work anymore because I’m not gonna write you back. *sigh* She can be so needy sometimes she always wants vigorous cheering.
Great writeup on Paris’ CD sales