Its been a while since I attacked Scientology. I probably shouldn’t because if you attack it, your probably a criminal and murderer.
Just in case you don’t want to be called a baby r@#$, buy this shirt to fit in.
EDIT: I’ve gotten reports that the site for the t-shirt cannot be visited from certain outlets so I’m posting the a picture below:

I tried to access the link for the short, and was told by my lovely college that the site was restricted…
What kind of stuff are you trying to get us to view?!
Scratch “the short.”
Replace with “the shirt.”
I think it’s because it has “hell” in the website title and the knowing the nature of your college I believe they would do all they can to keep you from going there.