Monthly Archive for January, 2007

The Golden Rule

Last week at a moment of tiredness and boredom I claimed to be Jesse Mccartney.

I know…not one of my best ideas ever.

The next day, I started getting invitations to share my contacts on Skype. I couldn’t figure out why all these strangers were contacting me. Then I started to view their info. 15 yo from Bulgaria…17 yo from, you guessed it, Bulgaria.

Quickly realizing the folly of my ways, I messaged one asking how they know who I am (Jesse Mccartney). They told me that a girl had posted my skype name on a message board claiming she had spoken with Jesse McCartney and this was his Skype name.

I had two choices, do the right thing or just block these people.

I chose to do the right thing.

I told them about pet sounds.

Olrem Truc

Curt merlo has a boatload of new art up. Including this portrait of my brother Sam* or a samurai:

*who, by the way, is doing much better than before, he still sometimes howls at night, but we think it’s just out of habit

I Met The Walrus Directed By Josh Raskin

I love this kind of stuff.

Source

It’s Friday and I’m Bored

Skype conversation I had this morning with a 16 yr old from Bulgaria:

[8:32:59 AM] iвeТkа нa baм baм  (: says: i love jesse mc cartney ;)
[8:34:01 AM] Jesse says: this is jess mccartney
[8:34:03 AM] Jesse says: thank you
[8:34:18 AM] Jesse says: i am on tour right now
[8:35:15 AM] iвeТkа нa baм baм  (: says: what
[8:35:16 AM] iвeТkа нa baм baм  (: says: ?
[8:35:16 AM] iвeТkа нa baм baм  (: says: :O
[8:36:04 AM] Jesse says: please go to my website
[8:36:06 AM] Jesse says: http://www.jessemccartney.com/
[8:36:10 AM] Jesse says: and buy my new album
[8:36:15 AM] iвeТkа нa baм baм  (: says: okey
[8:36:26 AM] Jesse says: where do you live
[8:36:32 AM] iвeТkа нa baм baм  (: says: bulgaria
[8:36:36 AM] Jesse says: i will be in puerto rico in february
[8:36:44 AM] Jesse says: i dont think im coming to europe anytime soon
[8:36:56 AM] iвeТkа нa baм baм  (: says: realy.?
[8:36:59 AM] iвeТkа нa baм baм  (: says: :)

Tries to add me to his/her contact list

[8:38:01 AM] Jesse says: im sorry i cannot share my contact details
[8:38:08 AM] Jesse says: because i am a famous star

I am used to getting random “chats” from teenage Japanese girls on skype, but this is the first from Bulgaria.  Two  minutes later someone else messaged me from Bulgaria saying the same thing, “I love Jesse McCartney”.  I did some more research on him (age, favorite color, birthplace), so I could be better prepared. The second conversation was less eventful.

If you were a bulgarian teenager would you chat with people named Jesse in hopes they were Jesse McCartney?

and who know Jesse Mccartney was big over there, because I think he’s like a disney channel popstar.

Anika sent me this video.

Don’t worry it’s worse than you think. It’s Jesse McCartney in concert.

My only regret is that I didn’t tell her about pet sounds.

Question

Do you ever eat your boogars?

You Should.

JLo does.

Wii In Stock - Amazon.com

Amazon has the Nintendo Wii in stock if anyone is looking for one.

Get a Wii

I just bought the original Zelda.  I didn’t realize how fun it would be to play again.  I guess Zelda: A Link to the Past (SNES) came out yesterday too.

Learn to Do Good

This is old news, but I came across it again yesterday and it made me think of a passage from the old testament my little brother sent me. It’s pretty scathing AND….wait for it…

It’s not talking about “sinners”. It’s towards the church (at that time the Jews).

10“Listen to my Message,
you Sodom-schooled leaders.
Receive God’s revelation,
you Gomorrah-schooled people.

11“Why this frenzy of sacrifices?”
GOD’s asking.
“Don’t you think I’ve had my fill of burnt sacrifices,
rams and plump grain-fed calves?
Don’t you think I’ve had my fill
of blood from bulls, lambs, and goats?

12When you come before me,
who ever gave you the idea of acting like this,
Running here and there, doing this and that–
all this sheer commotion in the place provided for worship?

13“Quit your worship charades.
I can’t stand your trivial religious games:
Monthly conferences, weekly Sabbaths, special meetings–
meetings, meetings, meetings–I can’t stand one more!

14Meetings for this, meetings for that. I hate them!
You’ve worn me out!
I’m sick of your religion, religion, religion,
while you go right on sinning.

15When you put on your next prayer-performance,
I’ll be looking the other way.
No matter how long or loud or often you pray,
I’ll not be listening.
And do you know why? Because you’ve been tearing
people to pieces, and your hands are bloody.

16Go home and wash up.
Clean up your act.
Sweep your lives clean of your evildoings
so I don’t have to look at them any longer.
Say no to wrong.

17Learn to do good.
Work for justice.
Help the down–and-out.
Stand up for the homeless.
Go to bat for the defenseless.

Isiah 1:1-17 (The Message)

Call To Action

The Evangelical Climate Initiative has released their call to action for Christians with an ecological conscience. I covered ECI before here.

The document has been signed by a pretty large group of well known Christian leaders including:

Rick Warren, Pastor of Saddleback Church
Jack Hayford, Pastor of Church On the Way
Richard Stearns, President of World Vision
Brian McClaren, Emergent Church

…and the presidents of pretty much every Christian university inculding Azusa Pacific, Southwest Baptist, Whitworth, John Brown, Northwestern, Wheaton, Simpson, Colorado Christian, Calvin and Gordon.

The call to action uses a simple form of deductive reasoning:

A. Global Warming is happening and it will affect poor people
B. Christians are supposed to care about people

Therefore, Christians must care about global warming.

It’s only good logic if A is absolutely true.

Get A Life

A year or so ago, my brother and I had a joke whenever someone would talk about myspace. We would tell them there is this cool thing called “ourspace”. How do you join it, you might ask (as they almost always would).

You just have to get up from your computer and step outside.

I still proudly do not have a myspace page. Even If I wanted to I’ve railed against it so much that If I joined, the paradox would create a 5th dimension warp-hole and my brain would cut itself out of my head and jump through it.

This witty guy has created an alternative for users of Second Life, an online world where people have built digital avatars of themselves and carry out “life”. You can build a house, get married, start a business, the possibilities are only limited to what you will spend and some programming knowledge.

Get a First Life

The Questions of Life

Here at electronicalifornia we have tackled some tough issues and unanswerable questions: The nature of man, global warming, and growing up.

Well today I add a new chapter to this series…

Should I do #1 first? or #2