Did you cheer when Han Solo flew in helping Luke Skywalker and the Rebel Forces blow up the Death Star? I bet you also cheer when you see babies fall. Your a sick person you know that? You think that ewok dance/love fest at the end of Return of the Jedi was just for fun? No, it was their last rites. Do you ever wonder where all the ewoks are today? I did…every single day. Now i know. They are DEAD!
Monthly Archive for April, 2007
I wasn’t going to share this with you, but I figured I need something to keep you coming back. If you don’t know what the following is, it is a scene from my annual halloween movie. This year we shot the currently untitled bigfoot project. It is by far the best shot movie and will most likely be the last. This doesn’t mean there won’t be an annual movie, it just won’t be for halloween. The scene below is a rough cut of one of the major conflict scenes in the movie. Enjoy.
I went to the Krochet Kids weekly meeting last night. I am really impressed with the folks over there. They leave for Uganda the beginning of May so it’s coming down to it. If you are interested in helping them get there or paying for supplies and just supporting the cause you can check out their donations page . They also now have some T-Shirts you can purchase. I got mine last night and it is excellent. If you want a tshirt send me an email or leave me a comment here and I will connect you to the right people. You can also sign up for the newsletter and just simply be their myspace friend.
First, emo is dead. It died a long time ago. I don’t know what the kids are that wear black and have hair in their face are, but they are not emo. Emo was around a music scene that is long gone. Fall Out Boy (a band for the non-hipsters) isn’t emo, it’s just stupid.
So let’s call this movement stupid people because they follow stupid.
Second, this is the worst news reporting I have ever seen. They essentially went on a 15 yr old girls myspace page and wrote down everything they saw:
Reporter: Okay looks like there is some survey thing. I heard the kids all do these things now. “Are you vanilla icecream or chocolate”. Nope, not good enough click on her friend who is crying….YES, (generic poppy punk music begins playing) Oooohh, this is really dark. This is good, we should use this, who is it? My Chemical Romance. Wow, I mean…even I want to join the black parade. Scroll down…Oh here we go, ‘Answer the below questions to find out if your emo’…perfect. Can we somehow get a picture of this page? Question One: Do you hurt inside? None…a little…deeply…or my heart bleeds poison. Okay. Anything else? Looks like some sparkle text, no we gotta cut that out, a blinking rainbow that says I love my bff doesn’t sound EMO enough.
Third, I was really disspointed to find out out, there isn’t a prize for getting the most points on an online survey, especially an emo one…I mean come on…I’ve been filling those things out since 95 hoping to get something.
Punch Out is now available for download on the Wii this week. Even with the fun of Wii Sports Boxing, I am still tempted to buy it. I never really got to play cause there were 5 people ahead of me that were better. There is a joke in my family (7 male siblings) that everyone has there major complaint. One of my brothers complains he always had to eat soup. Another complains the young ones got way more help than he did. Being one of the more negative members of the family and growing up with the title “Wendy Whiner” I have three:
I didn’t get to play nintendo
I didn’t get signed up for sports
I once ate coconut shavings because I was so desperate for sweets
Wonderful
Andrew Adamson does the first video for the Chronicles of Narnia production blog.
I thought the first one was okay. I don’t know if I’m that psyched about the next ones. I don’t know. Some things are just more fun to imagine. As much as people want to see their imaginations come to life, I think they are always dissapointed. Because you always imagine it exactly how you want it to be.
That’s why I just keep digital friends now and only chat online. I also removed all the mirrors and glass in my house. This way I’m never dissapointed in anyone. Me and all my friends are good looking sucessful people.
Who knew Jesus was hot and blonde?
In other country-western news, the fake southern accent girl who works at Chick-Fil-A in Tustin has given up her fake southern accent.
First Andy Barker, then Bratz The Movie and now this?
Something bad is going down and I’m not going to give up until I find out what it is.
Or until I find a good mexican food place next to the coffee shop I’m working from.
If you are ever in Orange County on a weekend or San Diego during the week, you need to call Krystina Torres to cut your hair. She is awesome and a genuinely nice person. Plus she did the hair for this music video.
After she did my hair my popularity quotient went up 23.67%*
*Past performance cannot not guarantee** future results.
**Charles, this spelling is correct, I purposely chose the -ee version over the -y version, because it is more visually appealing
Full size Zelda sword and shield Wii Controller Adapters
I don’t care to buy a steering wheel to play excitetruck or a baseball bat to play Wii sports, but waking up saturday morning before my wife does and donning a 10 in plastic sword and swinging it 3 feet in front of my new tv? That would be awesome.
