electronicalifornia

First, emo is dead. It died a long time ago. I don’t know what the kids are that wear black and have hair in their face are, but they are not emo. Emo was around a music scene that is long gone. Fall Out Boy (a band for the non-hipsters) isn’t emo, it’s just stupid.

So let’s call this movement stupid people because they follow stupid.

Second, this is the worst news reporting I have ever seen. They essentially went on a 15 yr old girls myspace page and wrote down everything they saw:

Reporter: Okay looks like there is some survey thing. I heard the kids all do these things now. “Are you vanilla icecream or chocolate”. Nope, not good enough click on her friend who is crying….YES, (generic poppy punk music begins playing) Oooohh, this is really dark. This is good, we should use this, who is it? My Chemical Romance. Wow, I mean…even I want to join the black parade. Scroll down…Oh here we go, ‘Answer the below questions to find out if your emo’…perfect. Can we somehow get a picture of this page? Question One: Do you hurt inside? None…a little…deeply…or my heart bleeds poison. Okay. Anything else? Looks like some sparkle text, no we gotta cut that out, a blinking rainbow that says I love my bff doesn’t sound EMO enough.

Third, I was really disspointed to find out out, there isn’t a prize for getting the most points on an online survey, especially an emo one…I mean come on…I’ve been filling those things out since 95 hoping to get something.