Monthly Archive for June, 2007
Nobody cares, nobody sympathizes, You just stay home and play synthesizers.
OMG I feel so post-modern right now.
Inner City Pressure from Flight of The Conchords Episode 2
If anyone from HBO comes across this, I would not be watching these free youtube clips, if you would just sell me the show on iTunes.
If any human is reading this, Thanks, here is another clip just for stopping by:
It is unbelieveable that one man could could oversee the killing of over 10 million people in a matter of a few years. How can a person live with the knowledge of so much death and destruction?
That’s Easy. Syphilis.
Hitler wasn’t really that bad of guy. I understand now. It wasn’t his fault. It was his condition, that some woman gave him. It’s not her fault though, society made her be a prostitute, that or the government. Robbers steal because the man is holding them down. Murderers only kill because someone was mean to them on the playground.
Thanks Alex, I’ll take “All My Childhood Heroes Are Gay” for $600
I proudly present a list of videos compiled by a co-worker and I, that brought me much needed laughter today:
Furby In The Microwave
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Also, the same afformentioned co-worker and I are going to be doing some work on bigfoot tonight. Unfortunately, to keep up the house-bringing-down hype that is surrounding this movie, I will not be releasing tonights work into the series of tubes that make up the internets.
Why is the word “shit” colorful language? When have you ever seen something described in that term, that made you feel happy or alive? It’s dull and boring. Burnt Sienna, Dark Tan, Umber, Cocoa these are just pretty names for bland color. Brown is only slightly better than gray.
Here is some colorful language:
xylophone, bobblehead, onomatopoeia, flabbergast, titicaca
Not sure about the last one. It just came out in the stream of conciousness.
Well here it is….Originally shown on electronicalifornia, and now adpated for a t-shirt. Let me know what you think. You can actually buy the tshirt online at bountee by clicking the image below.
Funny t-shirt from oddica.com. I know many* of you have requested the “monkey” drawing of mine be turned into a tshirt. I began the process that may commence the project of iniating the ball rolling.*
*False
This video illustrates why apple gets it. At least their marketing gets it. Sir Paul, dancing, playing a mandolin translates to “anyone who is creative or hip needs an apple”. It makes me want another one, just for fun. I need a video ipod so i can take this commercial around with me to show how hip I really am.
Here is the music video of the single starring none other than Mackenzie Crook, whom you may know as the one eyed guy from Pirates or Gareth Keenan from The Office (BBC).
