If you haven’t heard Chocolate Rain yet, than your not cool on the internets. It is by far the reason our society will fall. We are Rome and Youtube is the gladiator games. The barbarians (terrorists) will sack us in our weakly guarded territories (South Dakota) and the empire will fall.*
The below is a parody of Chocolate Rain by Chad Vader:
*It’s also been said Youtube is just like metaphorically driving behind a big red suburban.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsdM2oMSUbM
“I move away from the mic to take a bite out of crime”