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Bill Gates has the worst resume EVAR!

This is for all those out there looking for work or working jobs you don’t like. Maybe you’re in the internety generation with a quarter (actually a third cause no one lives till 100) of your life left, wondering what to do next. Well, lift your head up.

Bill Gates has only 3 connections on the website. He has only worked for two companies, he’s been “self-employed” for 8 years and he worked 33 years for one company before that.

Obviously, from looking at his resume, he has no ambition or upward mobility (he stayed in the same job the whole time at microsoft). This guy is a real stinker.

So next time your feeling bad about your resume or list of accomplishments, remember that the supposed standards or must-do’s don’t really matter; it’s all about your talent and ideas.*

*Though it never hurts to wear pants and comb your hair, Brother #3