These type of videos are the reason I created the internet.*
*Shortly after I invented videos
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Burger from The Counter in Irvine, CA. Sprouts, Tomatoes, Tillamook Cheddar, Avocado, Jalapenos and Roasted Red Peppers with Garlic Aioli on a Honey Wheat Bun. This wasn’t my burger but it looked prettier.
Burrito Loco from Taco Factory in Tustin, CA. Carne Asada, Black Beans, Salsa, Guacamole and French Fries smothered in Red Sauce and Cheese. This thing was uncharactistly huge. I ate less than half, I can still sorta feel it two days later. The Carne Asada here is amazing.
Remember how crazy Tom Cruise is? It just got worse.
This is a video made for scientologists for scientologists, so to be fair it’s gonna sound crazier to a non-scientologist. Just like showing “Witnessing To The Lost: Practical Steps for Bringing the Kingdom*” would sound crazy to a atheist or non-religious person.
Tom talks about SP’s. This is basically a term L. Ron Hubbard came up with to describe people with anti-social behavior. Though not the psychotic type of anti-social behavior. This is mostly used to stereotype any person(s) who has anything negative to say about the Church of Scientology.
*Not real, but is a great book title.
So I’m sure you’ve all heard about the apocalypse crazy fires going on in so cal. The one close to us has burned 15,000 acres and they believe it was started by arson. I have another theory, so I’m gonna go buy this. You might think I’m crazy but the sun isn’t dark at noon and the moon red at night where you live. The random power outages and people wandering around with puffy red eyes don’t help. Maybe I’ve just been watching this too many times.
Did you cheer when Han Solo flew in helping Luke Skywalker and the Rebel Forces blow up the Death Star? I bet you also cheer when you see babies fall. Your a sick person you know that? You think that ewok dance/love fest at the end of Return of the Jedi was just for fun? No, it was their last rites. Do you ever wonder where all the ewoks are today? I did…every single day. Now i know. They are DEAD!
It’s been too long since I visited Youtube.
This art piece, makes not one but two Star Wars references. At this point time and space as we know it should have folded in on themselves. Space actually doing the folding, while time would just be giving him moral support.
Supposedly it’s done by this guy, who also has this t-shirt.
*I used the word art twice in that title, which is also the title of the movie this post is about, except with the word art…twice. See I’m just as witty as that guy.
Some professional gambler has offered a challenge to any Christian who sincerely believes that Jesus resurrected himself and that those who don’t believe in Jesus are going to Hell. He is willing to bet $50,000 that he can outscore anyone who fits in that category, with a SAT test.
Ken Jennings, the human internet, has accepted the challenge. One thing is wrong: Ken is Mormon, and a Merman. But he manages to find an exception:
But really. If holding a strictly Calvinist view of the afterlife makes you stupid and irrational…then aren’t there things in all religious beliefs that sound just as improbable? Wouldn’t it be just as dumb to believe that God wants you to wear a yarmulke, or that Vishnu has ten avatars, or that wine can transform into the blood of a Judean carpenter, or that Joseph Smith was given gold plates by an angel? All religions fall somewhere on the Xenu Implausibility Scale, right?
Wrong. Earth was created in seven days and anyone who hasn’t uttered the secret password is baking.
Christians aren’t stupid. We know we’re always right and so nothing you say matters.
Uncovering the phenomenon that is creating celebrity lookalikes and personal dopplegangers called Miis on Nintendo’s Wii, my interest was sparked to find out what other Wii owners were creating. From some friends and family I’ve received a few well known faces: Oprah, Arnold, Johny Kerry and Rosanne. I myself have created the likes of G.O.B. from Arrested Development, Bigfoot and the man without a face (literally), to name a few. To try and find some other creations, I went to the only reliable source, the internet. After doing exhaustive studies at work on my free time, I have compiled some results as to what the most popular Mii creations are. Plus I made a pie chart which means it’s fact.
Mii Celebrity Thereom 4.2
The most popular user generated Mii is Jesus followed by Hitler and then Michael Jackson.
I’d love to hear some interpretations of these results. I would theorize a postulate but I don’t want to cloud what has been a strictly scientific process.
